This months’ guest of honor has touched the hearts of more hippies then the Grateful Dead, Jane Fonda and LSD combined. He may be old, but he promised he’ll stay awake! Can Bernie bring the heat in his rebuttal or will he just stand there shouting and waving his hands? WE ARE SICK, AND TIRED, OF WAITING!
*Actual Presidential Candidate/Senator/SmellyOldGuy Bernie Sanders will not be attendance, neither will Killer Mike (hopefully). We’ve found a top notch improv actor who's spent most of his career getting older and yelling at people on the street about change, he’ll be perfect! Who knows what's going to happen, magical sparrows may even land on the podium. The only thing for sure is the show is way too mean and obscene to get the support of the real Bernie Sanders.
#BurnTheBern